I Am the Very Model of a Very Stable Genius

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with apologies to Sir William S. Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan • LYRICS BELOW! Or view them with CC! • Voice: Nick Leitch • Concept: Jeff Prince • Lyrics and Ukulele: Chris Henson • Lyrics © 2018 ChrisHenSongs, Roanoke, VA • [email protected] • I am the very model of a very stable genius • My bold demeanor is most like a newly vented spleenious • My grasp of modern governance is nothing short of tenuous • I’ve hired and fired a roster of brown nosers disingenuous • My lack of academic rigor makes me seem quite vacuous • My pussy-groping antics paint a portrait most Caligulous • In meetings scientific I am shown to be incurious • The brief exchanges I have with Kim Jong Un are quite spurious • My scans reveal a blatant under-active hypothalamus • My golf resorts are tailored for those duffers hippopotamus • I’ve categorically denied my tiny hands and penious • I am the very model of a very stable genius • I find the spate of memos from intelligents too tedious • I scoff at fake news issuing from reputable medias • My fondness for both Fox and Friends is bordering libidinous • My long red ties to Putin will one day be Pro Quo, Quidinous • The doctors in the White House can’t explain away my animus • My lawyers in the same cannot contain my ignoranimous • Of lawless and malfeasant initiatives I’ve a trilliance • And several startling Tweets about my plainly doubtful brilliance • I’ve got to golf a fortnight before I get down to busy-ness • My random run-on sentences are famed for causing dizzy-ness • In short, despite my obviously tiny hands and penious • I am the very model of a very stable genius • To wit, when I have taxed the poor and emptied out the treasury • When I have robbed the middle class of comfort, heat and pleasury • When I have rendered ivy leagues to Trump-like universities • And spent our nation’s wealth on manufacturing perversities • When I have ordered armies into havens and peninsuli • When I have built a wall that reaches high above the cumuli • When I have drained a swamp and swilled it with my worthless progeny • They’ll say a bigger ass has never filled the oval offigy • And yet, I’m anxious to release a subatomic nucleus • And drag our nation down with my unparalleled un-hubrious • In fact, despite my obviously tiny hands and penious • I am the very model of a very stable genius • For reference: • https://www.washingtonpost.com/politi...

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