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Eminem The Real Slim Shady Lyrics
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#eminem #therealslimshady #slimshady • βπ§ Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Lyrics) • π Turn on notifications to stay updated with new uploads! • • π Eminem: • / eminem • / eminem • / eminem • ......... • π€ Lyrics: • May I have your attention, please? • May I have your attention, please? • Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? • I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? • We’re gonna have a problem here • Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before • Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door • And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before • They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (ahh!) • It’s the return of the… Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding • He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he? • And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots • Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (ha, ha!) • Feminist women love Eminem • Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him • Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what • Flipping the you-know-who. Yeah, but he’s so cute though • Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose • But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms (Uhh-uhh-uhh!) • Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can’t • But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose • My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips • And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss • And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids • And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is • Of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade • They got the Discovery Channel, don’t they? • We ain’t nothing but mammals… well, some of us, cannibals • Who cut other people open like cantaloupes • But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes • Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope (eugh!) • But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote • Women wave your pantyhose; sing the chorus, and it goes • I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady • All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating • So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up • Please stand up, please stand up? • ’Cause Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady • All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating • So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up • Please stand up, please stand up? • Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records • Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you, too • You think I give a damn about a Grammy? • Half o’ you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me • But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird? • Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here? • So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? • Yo shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs • So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst • And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first • Little bitch put me on blast on MTV • Yeah he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hehe • I should download her audio on MP3 • And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!) • I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups; all you do is annoy me • So I have been sent here to destroy you • And there’s a million of us just like me • Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me • Who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me • And just might be the next best thing but not quite me • ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady • All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating • So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up • Please stand up, please stand up?(2x) • I’m like a head trip to listen to, ’cause I’m only giving you • Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin’ room • The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all • And I don’t gotta be false or sugar-coat it all • I just get on the mic and spit it • And whether you like to admit it (rip), I just shit it • Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can • Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums • It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m going, when I’m thirty • I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting • Pinchin’ nurses asses, while I’m jackin’ off with Jergens • And I’m jerkin’, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t workin’ • In every single person there’s a Slim Shady lurkin’ • Who could be workin’ at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings • Or in the parking lot circling, screamin’ I don’t give a fuck • With his windows down and his system up • So will the real Shady please stand up • And put one of those fingers on each hand up • And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control • And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? • ’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady • All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating • So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up • Please stand up, please stand up?(3x) • • #eminem #therealslimshady #lyrics #FT-Lyrics #slimshady
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