314 Apple Pi

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NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/2a3labw • • my new CD, words, words, words, is here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/word... • • the opening joke is based off of a jim gaffigan joke (i apologize i meant to acredit him) thank you for you criticism. once again i apologize, EVERYTHING else is original • • lyrics below • beat and lyrics by bo burnham • • Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets • i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat. • Dont womanize cause you no its true • that when you look in thier eyes you see thier people too • Mother effin suffrage! • You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke, • but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat. • Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life, • cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike. • • 3.14 apple pi, • i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye. • and by it i mean contact lense • 3.14 apple pi, • I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry. • George bush wont he jsut yell and rant • but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT • • I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight, • I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate. • We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste, • cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste. • the taste of my weiner! (snap) • • 3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why, • Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collection • You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection. • • I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you laugh • hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half. • dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be nice, • How bout you sit down, and i serve you slice... • • of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey itll make you high... • Heres a confession its all about me, • Heres my impression of a broken jet ski. • • Here come the puns. • All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me? • know that ive been doin drugs since the age of 3. • I took my ceral, stabbed it open with a knife. • Snorted that shit and i got high on Life. • A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense. • I said you wont make cents if you dont make sense. • big finale... • • you know i flow and show it, you know that bo know it, • Youre lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet. • Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i be sinning. • Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate those linens. • And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries • Just to disguise all your lies, but baby i be wise. • you know i did it and shit it you brothers couldnt hit it, • Then you try to ride it, too late! i already spit it. • • apple pi • • copyright boburnham

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