Snooki Wants Smoosh Smoosh SOUTH PARK

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Things get out of control at Sizzler but Jersey Kyle comes to the rescue. • It's A Jersey Thing S14 • Subscribe to South Park: / @southpark • Watch more South Park: / southpark • About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. • Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes • Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop • Follow South Park: • Instagram: / southpark • Twitter: / southpark • Facebook: / southpark • #SouthPark #SouthParkS14 • EXT. SIZZLER - NIGHT • We hear GLASS BREAKING and the sound of a SQUEALING PIG and the sounds of boys screaming-- • BOYS (O.S.) • (screaming) • INT. SIZZLER - NIGHT • The kids all seem trapped in various parts of Sizzler as Dog Poo is getting fucked by Snooki by the open window. • DOG POO • AHGHGHGH!! GET IT OFF A ME!! GET IT OFF A ME!!! • SNOOKI • SNOOKI WANT SMUSH! SMUSH SMUSH! • Stan and Kyle try to open the front door - locked! • STAN • We got to find a way past it! • CARTMAN • What does it want?! • BUTTERS • SOUNDS like it wants smush smush! • SNOOKI • SMUSH SMUSH! SNOOKI WANT SMUSH SMUSH! • Snooki dashes off and jumps onto Cartman. • Snooki starts to have her way with Cartman. • CARTMAN • NO!!! YOU GUYS IT'S RAPING ME!!! IT'S RAPING ME!!! • STAN • Jesus Christ! What the hell do we do?! • KYLE • OH GOD! • Kyle walks out of frame. • Then cut to a different angle, on Kyle only, and from now on the scene is shot/reverse with Kyle in one shot and the boys in the other. • As his werewolf-like transformation begins, Kyle shakes and contorts his body. • KYLE • OOOHH!!! AHGHGH!! • Kyle turns away from camera and then turns his head back to the boys. • KYLE • GET OUT OF HERE! • STAN • (flat) • Why? • Kyle twists and contorts more, turning himself back to face the boys. • KYLE • Hagh! HGAHGHGGH!!!! • Kyle throws his hat off. • KYLE • Haggggggh! • Kyle takes gel out of his pocket and puts it on both hands, then gels his hair as if he can't help it. • KYLE • AHGHGGH!!! NO!! AHGHGH! • He rips his jacket off, tearing it at the zipper. RRRIPPP!!! • He then then rolls the sleeves of his short sleeve shirt up. • KYLE • AHGHGHGH!! AHGHGHGHGH! • Then he takes a necklace from his back pocket and puts it on. • KYLE • AHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!! • Then he takes a brush from his back pocket and combs his hair more into his Jersey look. • KYLE • AHGHGHGHGHG!!!! • Then a shot of Kyle's hand raised in the foreground, with Kyle watching in the background, as he puts a ring on his index and middle fingers. • KYLE • AHGHGHG!!! • He takes a marker and writes 'Kyley-B' On his shirt. • His transformation complete Kyle stands there and stares at the other boys. • STAN • Dude. • Kyle rushes over to Snooki- • KYLE • GET OUTTA HE-YA YA PIECE A GAH-BAGE! YOU WANNA SMUSH GO CREEPIN' SOMEWHERES ELSE! • Snooki gets in Kyle's face, talking trash. • SNOOKI • SNOOKI GET THE-- SMUSH! THE- • KYLE • YOU'RE GAHBAGE! You KNOW THAT?! YOU'RE GAHBAGE! • SNOOKI • Ba ba ba ba SNOOKI HA TATATATAATATAT!!! • KYLE • YOU GOT GAH-BAGE IN YA MUFF!!! • SNOOKI • AHGHGGHAHGHAGH!!! • KYLE • YOU GOT GAHBAGE IN YOUR FUCKIN' MUFF! • SNOOKI • HAAHAHAYAyAYAYAY!!!! • Kyle finally decks Snooki. It lets out a loud WAILING PIG sound and runs away, Breaking through the window again. • Cartman picks himself up off the ground and pulls up his pants, sniffling. • CARTMAN • (sniffling) • Thank you, Kyle.

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