THE CONTRAPTION by Tim DeRoche

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THE CONTRAPTION • • Oh, what a contraption! What a machine! • I drop in a legume and out comes a Bean. • In goes a femur and out pops a Bone. • It makes something Bigger after it’s grown. • But the Best thing of all—you’ll surely agree— • Is when I tried the amazing machine on me... • • --------------------------------------------------------------- • • TALES OF WHIMSY, VERSES OF WOE is quite possibly the most dangerous book of poetry ever written. Do you dare? It’s so good it will make you sneeze. 🤧 • • What becomes of a girl who absolutely detests the color green? What about a king who joins a punk band? And the little boy who calls up God on the telephone? Winner of the prestigious Baldersquash Medal, which honors the very best in highfalutin nonsense. 🏆 • • Tim DeRoche and Daniel González, author and illustrator of the best-selling Ballad of Huck Miguel, return with a book of verse that will delight anyone who loves Lemony Snicket or Shel Silverstein. • • Buy it on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/099... • • ⭐REVIEW from Kirkus: Joyous poems. A rare work of pure, unbridled fun. • • ⭐REVIEW from the American Library Association: Incredibly funny, periodically poignant, and wonderfully unafraid to challenge readers. • • timderoche.com • baldersquash.com • • Tim wrote about Gothic nonsense and children's poetry for Literary Hub: • https://lithub.com/in-defense-of-whim... • • Watch our ridiculous book trailer: • • Tales of Whimsy, Verses of Woe - Offi...

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