Krav Maga

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A classic unearthed from the vaults! • Buy the song here: • https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/mc-... • Beat by Upryz. • Directed by Jay Karas. • Camera operated by Brandie Posie. • Special thanks to Ian Brownell. • KRAV MAGA • Now you know that judo is Japanese • And they got karate too • And Thailand has muay thai • And China has kung fu • And they do capoeira in Rio de Janeiro • And Korea has the tae kwon do • But did you know that Israel • Has a martial art also? • Well it's called Krav maga • Krav maga • It's not Greek like baklava • It's Israeli - ooh • Like falafel - ah • Krav maga • Billy was a bully • And Victor was his victim • And every day on the way to class • Billy punched and kicked him • And this was not junior high • This was Harvard Law • So Victor said, • I'm too old for this! • And he went and learned krav maga • The next time they crossed paths • It was quite a different picture • Because this time Victor fought back • And Victor was the victor • And he took Billy's head • Stuck it in the lavaratoire • And he went, flush • Billy, now you know • You don't mess with krav maga • That Billy • Was burly • But still he got a swirly • Because Victor took him out • Like he was just a little - weakling • I won't rhyme girly there • That's one we all foresaw • And unpredictability • Is part of kraaaav... • Mizza-mizza-mizza-mizza • Miriam and Rebecca were chillin' • By the bagel store • When up came this tough dame • They'd never seen before • And she pulled a gun and said • Gimme those wallets! • Now! Mwah ha ha! • She didn't know that our friend Rebecca • Was trained in krav maga • The fight lasted less than a minute • And not only did Rebecca win it • But she kicked that ass so hard • She literally left a bootprint in it • And Miriam looked at the outlined foot • And she made a face like What? • And she said, • Krav, ma, ga, Becky, • Look at her butt. • Ho! Ha ha, yeah • That's krav maga • Oh m'gah, oh m'gah • Oh m'gah, that's krav maga • I said oh ma gah that's krav maga • Hardcore like Quick Draw McGraw • From the folks who brought you the yarmulke • That's krav maga. • Shalom.

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